Saturday, September 16, 2006

Old MacHeiner had a farm....eja,eja,eja Ho!

As predicted and hopefully concluded I could indeed convince the farm owners that I have what I takes and I am tough enough to work on a english farm.  The farm is located in a lovely little village called 'Stanford in the Vale'. It lies in what is reffered to as the "valley of the white horse". The white horse is a ground art of white chalk that is said to be 3000 years old, the full drawing can only be seen from the sky and close by is a small hill with a flat top. I keep hearing the X-files tune in the back of my head when I think of that.... Anyhow, my job is a live-in job and I have my own little comfy room on the 3rd floor of a very old house. The family is totally vegetarian and only use organic products. Thus I have not had a piece of dead animal flesh in the last 2 weeks. And to be honest, I've had no cravings for it either. My duties include everything and anything. In the mornings I get up at 7, work down a bowl of meusli with soya milk and honey to then start my day. Take the dog for a walk, feed the pigs, feed the chicken, feed the ponies,sweep the stables, pick hoves , etc. After the animals are smiling, snorting, clucking and happy I clean up the kitchen and a certain part of the house or office. Sweeping, vacuuming, scrubbing, washing etc. Then I do some office work for the on-site alternitive vet practice with includes filing and making photocopies. I then may do some garden work that is weeding, spitting, harvesting, picking or whatever. Then I also have to entertain and look after their 9-year old daughter at certain times. This includeds playing games, sports or just plain talking. In the late evenings I do the animals again and then water whatever plants look as if they need it. And in the evenings I make dinner! Something I enjoy doing as it is a great challenge. The family is very easy going and not full of nonsense, they have so far enjoyed every meal I have prepared or if not, are extremly good actors in that respect. We have even had a veggie BBQ (braai) with soya patties! I have commited to work there until the end of october. They will be leaving for holiday in 2 weeks time for 3 weeks so then the farm will be totally my responsibility as I will be working on weekends also.I will unfortunately  not be able to update this site as much.   

This definately a big change in my lifestyle of the last 4 months.For the 1st time in a long time I have actually settled somewhere and have acquired a routine to live by. I love the country atmosphere and reminds me of home on the farm all the time. I spend my evenings reading and just relaxing my mind and body as it is realy a hard days work.This weekend I am in London and am going to spoil myself with a show of some sorts, hook up with some friends over a pint, and of course, communicate to the public :)      

Posted by Hein van der Merwe at 12:19:17 | Permanent Link | Comments (3) |
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1 - Hein, my goeie vriend, ek weet ek is nie 'n polisieman, 'n speurder of iets nie, maar wees versigtig! Selfs ek kan dit raaksien. (En nou dink ek aan daai keer toe jy so verskriklik negatief verbaas was toe jy uitvind ek het nog geen 007 movies gesien nie). Wat ek probeer sê waarvoor jy versigtig moet wees is, daai Ingilse is besig om jou te verander!! Wees net wakker. Wees op jou hoede. Hul is besig om jou stadig maar seker in een van hul te verander! Al raad wat ek kan gee op die stadium: Raak lus, raak nou dadelik lus, en gaan dan, dadelik, gaan kry soos in onmiddelik vir jou 'n stukkie rouerige rooivleis!! Moenie sê ek het jou nie gewaarsku nie, hulle verander jou my vriend!!

Sjoe, nou voel ek sommer beter :-)

Sterkte verder ou Hein. Alles wat mooi is, en hou SA se naam hoog daai kant.

Groetnis,
Jacques
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Written by: Jacques (Herstellende Hakkelaar) at 2006/09/19 - 12:33:00
2 - Have to say I agree with jacques... soya patties?? veggie bbq's?? What's the world coming to when a solid afrikaans boytjie turns vegetarian!!

Well done on finding job, sounds great tho hard work.

keep well,
Donne (Comment this)

Written by: Donne at 2006/09/19 - 20:26:50
3 - Hein, I'm writing with regret to inform you that I don't think you are getting the proper English experience in this place that is calling itself a "farm". Farmers that don't eat meat? Furthermore, farmers that go on holiday? Mmmm... I think you've been had! :o) LOL

The equine acupuncture sounds very interesting though, would love to hear your experiences of it in more detail at some point - does it really work? I have a professional interest you see.

Keep up the good work,
Emma
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Written by: Emma Middleton at 2006/09/26 - 21:11:08
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